Why can’t they stay tiny forever *sigh*
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*The boys on The Ellen Degeneres Show*
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Ellen:
The fans wanna to know who's taken and who's available for grabs after the show.
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Zayn:
Liam and I are both taken.... Sorry.
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Louis:
Yeah, and Niall is mostly in a relationship with food!
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Ellen:
Well, food is good! You go Niall.
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Ellen:
I have a question. Who is Larry?
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*Harry and Louis give each other the usual lingering look*
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Harry:
Yeah that's Lou and me. It's a name the fans started for us, like our names combined.
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Ellen:
Like Brangelina.
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Harry:
Yeah, pretty much.
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Ellen:
Oh, last I heard Brangelina is keeping it real! Another kid on the way.
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Harry:
Jepp, pretty real.
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Ellen:
Oh, so it's real? Larry is real?
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*Harry meets Louis' eyes, before turning his attention back to Ellen*
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Harry:
Yeah.... yeah I guess *the biggest fucking grin on his stupid beautiful face*
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
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me:
Omg I can't believe you came to my house I'm honoured
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andrew scott:
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me:
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andrew scott:
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me:
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andrew scott:
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me:
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andrew scott:
You kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
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me:
It's what moriarty would have done
The very heterosexual cast of Supernatural
quote of the night
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france:
ten
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france:
twenty
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france:
thirty
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france:
forty
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france:
fifty
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france:
sixty
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france:
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france:
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france:
sixty ten
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world:
france what are you do—
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france:
four twenties
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world:
france stop it
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france:
four twenties ten
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world:
france that doesn't even make any sense
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france:
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france:
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france:
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world:
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france:
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world:
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france:
hundred.
anime parents must be so confused like
“we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
