*The boys on The Ellen Degeneres Show*
The fans wanna to know who's taken and who's available for grabs after the show.
Liam and I are both taken.... Sorry.
Yeah, and Niall is mostly in a relationship with food!
Well, food is good! You go Niall.
I have a question. Who is Larry?
*Harry and Louis give each other the usual lingering look*
Yeah that's Lou and me. It's a name the fans started for us, like our names combined.
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, last I heard Brangelina is keeping it real! Another kid on the way.
Jepp, pretty real.
Oh, so it's real? Larry is real?
*Harry meets Louis' eyes, before turning his attention back to Ellen*
Yeah.... yeah I guess *the biggest fucking grin on his stupid beautiful face*
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
Omg I can't believe you came to my house I'm honoured
You kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
It's what moriarty would have done
france what are you do—
france stop it
four twenties ten
france that doesn't even make any sense